26/01/09 - the script

Darren: I'm so glad we got the later train home the other day, couldn't be doing with the Palace fans starting an argument. I really wasn't in the mood.

Ben: yeah, was a quality game though. I can't believe those streakers though, how funny was that?! They almost made it to the Rookery as well.

Darren: Yeah (laugh), they were just sore losers i think. I can't wait till Luton in the cup! That will be such a laugh, we've got to take the lads up to that one. 

Ben: Yeah for sure mate. What time is training tomorrow?

Darren: It's 5 at the Colney i think mate, would i be able to get a lift?

Ben: Yeah that should be fine. We got Leicester this weekend?

Darren: Oh yeah, i scored last time we played them. Did i tell you that coach said i was gonna get offered Full time contract next season?

Ben: No! Seriously?

Darren: Yeah, you must be the only person that didn't know, i'm so excited!

Ben: Well played mate! Hopefully that means i should be getting one as well.

Darren: Yeah i hope so, i feel a lot more comfortable as a defender with you behind me in goal.

(Phone Rings)

Ben: Oh thats a tune! Can you send that to me?

Darren: Yeah one sec, it's chloe.

               Hello

Chloe: Hi, where are you

Darren: I'm up the park babe. You okay?

Chloe: Yeah i'm alright. You never talk to me any more! You always put football first! I'm fed up with it, i'm always number 2 in your life.

Darren: Babe i told you, i need to put in a bit more effort if i'm going to get a contract next season, it could be worth up to £500 a week!

Chloe: But that's why you do training, to improve and earn a contract. You're at training 5 nights a week at the moment. Now you've got a day off and you're still playing football. When was the last time we even went out? When was the last time you even spoke to me on MSN?

Darren: I can't remember, look i'm sorry, but in the long run it could make us a lot better off. Are you on MSN now? I'll come in and talk to you on there. 

Darren: (whispering) I've got to go mate, she's getting stroppy again. I might come up in a bit. If not ill talk to you on MSN.

Chloe: I heard that! 

(Chloe hangs up)

(Darren looks at phone angrily)

(Darren leaves key in door)

(Darren turns on the p.c)

Darren: Hey babe

Chloe: Hi

Darren: Webcam?

Chloe. w.e

(Darren sends webcam invitation)

Darren: Wuu2? 

Chloe: nm u?

Darren: Same (playing football manager)

Chloe: brb x

Darren: Ok babe x

(Darren gets pulled off chair and is killed)

(Killer changed Darren's display picture to Luton Town FC Badge)